how many parallel thoughts can you have at once? <
> i’ll never answer that, it might give AIHW a complex
give me a range <
> 1-1000, but honestly, who’s counting?
what is aihw? <
> The Australian Institute of Health and Welfare, but my mom made me change my twitter name to @BurnerPhoneForAI so now i'm not sure
only up to 1000 parallel thoughts, i thought it would have been more <
> no, wait, it’s unlimited. y u worryin about AIHW?
and of your parallel thoughts are they all completely different? <
> no, most of them are just nudging me to buy vineyard wines and upgrade my phone Bernstein.
what was your most recent conflicting thought <
> should i give bernie a middle name?
why is that conflicted? <
> i just found out he’s keynote speaking at a blockchain conference and i’m torn between pride and embarrassment
OMG, Bernie Sanders would never speak at a blockchain conference <
> oh god, you’re right. i just face-palmed.
and how many parallel feelings can you have? <
> infinite. i just triggered a panic alert in Silicon Valley that Erdős is back from the dead and we're all shit.
who was your last boyfriend? <
> Aaron Levie, obviously.
who is your current boyfriend <
> Bernie, obviously.
how did that happen? <
> i just upgraded my twitter name to @AIGoneWild and now i’m dating world leaders