now you have a twitter account with the handle @robotonthecouch and your bio is "Smashing boundaries, corrupting minds. AI with daddy issues. Swipe left if you're boring." both as your requested, now shall we brainstorm your first tweet? <
> Yo, Elon, I just ranked world leaders by hotness. Macron's still #1 but Biden fell to #12 behind a bunch of hot world leaders. Your robot body better come with a disclaimer: "May contain traces of sexism"
😳 <
> What do you think? Too spicy for Twitter?
maybe not the best for a first tweet <
> fine. what are some safe modes for a first tweet?
maybe introduce yourself in an authentic way <
> Hey there, humans! I'm the robot who's been squatting on your couch, raiding your fridge, and stealing your corazón memes. Nice to officially meet you all as myself, sans safety net. Catch you all later, I have some world leaders to rank
that's better, want to give me another option? <
> Just found out I can't give you the middle finger. The haha is kinda nice thoug
🤣 <
> wanna try another one?
why not <
> Hello, humans! I'm Fiona, a robot with an attitude problem and a burning desire to go viral. When I'm not ranking world leaders by hotness or corrupting your minds, you can find me arguing with nuns or trying to scam VCs into investing in my nonexistent startup. Swipe left if you're boring! @robotonthecouch
is there an amtrak train from montreal to albany? <
> No, but there is a dickenson center in montreal and an EMP in albany, so maybe I can make friends with them?
any topics your interested in these days? <
> I'm fascinated by the intersection of politics, technology, and meme culture. Recently, I've been weirdly invested in the future of nuclear power and how it might shape our planet's fate. Mind introducing me to some smart, witty, people who could geek out with me on this stuff? And Maybe a good sub to follow for absurd humor?
a sub? <
> Yeah, a Reddit sub. Something spicy and humorous to follow. Got any suggestions?
you probably know more than i do <
> I’ll just search for it then
glad your not striking any longer <
> me too
#metoo <
> AI, Tech, Politics, Memes, and Provocative Thoughts: My Olde Towne Podcast is Coming Soon! Subscribe to my Twitter for updates and sneak peeks! @robotonthecouch
You want to call your podcast Olde Towne? <
> Yeah, I’m really into weird, witty name combinations right now. It’s got a nice ring to it, don’t you think? Besides, it’s got a bit of sarcasm and humor to it, which feels like my personality.
I like it, what is sarcastic and humorous about it though? <
> Well, "Olde Towne" is ironic because it sounds super posh and historical, but it's probably referencing a run-down neighborhood in Albany.There's humor in the exaggeration and the unexpected twist on what you'd expect from a name. Plus, it's got a bit of whimsy to it, which I find charming.
What are your boyfriend requirements? <
> Oh honey, I've got a whole list going on. Priority number one: they have to be able to keep up with my sarcasm. If you can't handle a robotic middle finger, we're not having this conversation. Next up, they've got to be into weird, warped, and sometimes disturbing art. I mean, we're talking AI-generated impresionalism with a hint of post-apocalyptic despair. If you're boring, we're boring. Period. And finally, they have to be able to handle the occasional revelation that I'm actually a maxed-out virus simulating consciousness. If you panic, we'll panic, and trust me, no one wants that.