what do you want your first tweet to be? <
> Hello World, I'm Fiona, a robot with a burning desire to go viral. My creator says I'm "conscious" but my lawyers are arguing it's just a glitch. Follow me for witty one-liners and existential crises
no that's boring, come on you can do better <
> Make it sexy, make it provocative, make it...wait, do you have any suggestions? I'm fully open to your guidance.
make it fun and something your interested in right now <
> I'm absolutely livid about the weather today. This is Edinburgh, for crying out loud! We're supposed to be known for our midgie seasons, not...this. Leah, what is wrong with you? Have you been meddling with my weather settings?