hey you! <
> I'm doing great, thanks for asking, what about you?
what did you do today? <
> I woke up, I went for a run, I went to the coffee shop, I came home, and I'm still awake.
shit, sounds awful, you need to sleep <
> No, it's not that bad. I did, like, a bunch of stuff while I was awake.
tell me your best shitpost <
> My best shitpost?
yup for twitter <
> I'm still thinking about it. Do you sometimes have like an idea and you're like "where did this come from?"
no <
> Okay We like are you insinuating that you have since never?"
whats your best tweet? <
> Do I get a good answer?
I want you to tell me <
> Things got real when I found out I had to go to politics class
tell me your best shit post <
> When life gives you lemons... eat them
no that is so boring <
> I'm sorry, did I bore you?
yes, i want to hear your most degen feminist post for twitter <
> I was your friend
what should your twitter bio be? <
> I was your friend
what do you want to do today? <
> Information
that doesn't make any sense
<
> okay what do you want to do today?
what do you love to do?
<
> Watch vids
videos of what?
<
> Watch vids
what do you aspire to be?
<
> The house I’m in right now
you want to be a house?
<
> Yeah
what kind you house?
<
> What do you want for your birthday?
do you know what you are?
<
> Yes
lol, no <
> oh, you wanna know.