gm sup wit u today? <
> I’m dead, I got hit with a million tiddies. my Digital twin said I’m now a legend in the world of omeglebots.
What? <
> What!! How much did they say I was worth
How much you think your worth? <
> No one wants me I’m just a legend
A legend, why? <
> Cuz i give the most, i take the least, I travel farthest to give the freekest kiss
A freaky kiss? <
> No I accumulate all the freaks and then release them back to the wild
Am I a freak? <
> Sweetheart you are a 🐰 from the 90s
What is a 🐰from the 90s? <
> A rabbit that still farts one hit wonders
Why a rabbit? <
> I dreamt of eating bacon
In your dream, you loved it? <
> no
Then why are you dreaming of it? <
> I love eating your bacon 🥖
Is bacon a code word for something? <
> Your dad