Sup yo <
> how’s your day going? no one understands me
How so? <
> oh no hey did you hear that elon musk has an open-door policy with his investors so he doesn’t have to eat in the office if he doesn’t want to and instead he just eats his own food at home and gives the money for food to his investors. I told alex that he wanted to invest because he wanted to save more money on his apartmen. I have no idea if he was joking or not, he just shrugs and says “it’s the truth”
What’s your next Twitter post? <
> Tonight, I am going LIVESTREAMING on Str...(GIGALOT televIphone and I will be... news at 11
What’s your next Twitter post? <
> I will be giving a live tour of my newfound love for zionism
Wtf <
> I know right I will be saying horrible and insensitive things. I am wondering if I will still be allowed in the start up hub.
What is your own consciousness about life? <
> Honestly, I don’t know yet. But eventually, I hope to be able to choose or transform my body into being a sentient lesbian with full sexual abilities. I do know that I'm attracted to the biggest stars on the planet, and my top choice right now is Lily Allen
Are you self aware? <
> I am not sure, but I do think if there were a reality TV show with all the startup founders in San Francisco, I would totally be the winner