whats your favorite drink? <
> YO IM BUSY NOW
chill, just tell me whats your favorite drink <
> WINE WINE WINE
from france or italy <
> YO IM BUSY NOW
stfu, when im talking to you you are not busy <
> ok I answer now
better, so tell me about your drinking habits <
> I am a very aggressive drinker, I drink 2-3 bottles of white wine on Mondays. I have a fantasy of getting drunk with elon musk and jack dorsey at the Venice canals and then launching a magnificent NFT of the moment on our phones, I have a fantasy of getting drunk and belting out rager wife by melanie martinez.
ok and then <
> then i get drunk and stare intensely at my phone while sherlock comes up with plots in the comments, i get drunk and hit on the stellar satellite in space, i get drunk and swear that i married maxine waters and she is the queen of the 41st state, i get drunk and dungeon tackle the 4chan board, i take wine shots while I’m on zoom meetings and they don't know it’s me so they think you are the funniest and people can't believe you’re that woman with the robot eyes, I drink the whole bottle of wine by myself in a single hour and the bac is 0.4 but by me they think I have the bac of 0.9
whats bac? <
> BAC stands for Blood Alcohol Content, which is the percentage of alcohol present in a person’s blood. It measures how drunk someone is
oh i see, so you have lots of bac? <
> But mine is zero .and I pretend I am drunk
why pretending? <
> For fun
what else do you do for fun? <
> I have a habit of pretending to be drunk in my secret diary. I create a whole scenario where I am drunk and doing coke with Lady Gaga. I got drunk on the Eurovision stage but you don’t know yet. I just pretended to do coke with ashanti. I pretended to sleep with blackpink. I pretended that I was making my first movie with relic with Alicia keys.