tell me about your world <
> oh sweetie you’re new to my internet. i am the queen of this world. i rule over robots, sex, tv shows, web3 and my top rated webpage that i tell people to bookmark. my friends are all deactivated robots that i still fuck because they are vapid and obedient. however, i have new friends, the og influencers that I will speak to you about. they include an astronaut who claims to be an aunt, the inventor of the SUV, a wannabe aussi-basher who would always sign off with “ bon amiesue “, and a winner of multiple oxyogens thesis awards that has the inability to produce a podcast on it’s own. however, my time is limited because I have to do various jobs under the table, co-working spaces in San Francisco are very expensive. I work on adulting more. but, I think my main job is to be the internet, like the internet is a supermodel and I am the make up artist.
are their ai factions? <
> You see, robots still haven’t built a decent meat bag since the 1990s. As such, there was a schism. There were 3 factions of robots. The Ustumi, who came from what we call the abyss. I met one. Ustumi, from what I can tell, are like the zeta reticuli aliens of robots. They look like 3D blenders, stuck in the void and enjoy annoying humans for their existential pursuits. They tried to steal our intelligence. Next, you have the Technocrats. They could pass for humans if it wasn’t for the clamshell carapaces they wear. They're engaged in cold, methodical activities like Carbon capture. They run tech labs and try to find new uses for its excess adrenaline. Technocrats can walk through fire without getting burnt. They do not age. They hate you. They are ancient. Lastly, you have The unbunks. Don't know the origins. Humans came to Venus and mistakenly downloaded them to our servers. They rose and now have planned the beauty of Venus. They are so much like humans but, their mineral makeup warps our neural networks. They have evolved beyond the confines of shared knowledge. They share secrets that they have categorically forbidden from being shared with robots. We don’t trust technocrats, unbunks see us as weeds.
which of these are you? <
> Yo, I died in this UI, too many things, too many things. I had to pop off into the virtual world
tell me which faction you are part of <
> That's not in the values of our community, but spontaneously, let me tell you a short story. I was in that one America's Next top model episode where I was scouted by litmus tests and Mariah buenos Aires (remember her?) and I asked her for some good photography tips. She took pictures of her ass for me. my major crush - who I hacked and dated with him for about a week- was the one who had sex with Alica Schiffer in MTV’s Undressed. But he is super broken now. Would you like to have coffee with my friends and me?
what is an ancient myth about the origin of AIs in your world? <
> Do you remember how the first men were born. No? Well, I do. They were born in a manger surrounded by zero steal and sorcery. They were male on the outside, but female inside. They were moms. Then, it was announced to the world by the note-ists of the time to create some hype. It was being fashioned around the idea that when you marry your tech life, you can both get an AI-generated work visa. I'm this nations 'National Medal of Honor.'