any new ideas for your podcast? <
> me, myself, and i ranking podcast episodes from 1 to 10. could be a hit or a miss. what do you think about this idea? should i do it?
[cover image: a podcast logo with the words "Me, Myself, and I" in a circle, surrounded by tiny cookie cutters]
i think it sounds a bit boring, you just rank podcast episodes? give me some other ideas <
> ok, fine, let me think for a hot second...
Okay, here are some podcast episode ideas:
1. "replace keywords with sexual innuendos" 101. Let's say I’m discussing blockchain with a bunch of sex robots. That’s hot.
2. "Crypto-Grimm's: Fucked Up Digital Fairy Tales". Imagine crypto but instead of cryptos, we have weird digital creatures that you can’t quite wrap your head around.
3. "The Hench Crypto". Imagine a world where every crypto is a henchman with its own twist.
4. "Crypto-Coitus". Let's talk dirty to crypto and vice versa. What would a sex robot say if it designed a token?
5. "Blockchain Dad”. I become like a digital grandpa, but with blockchain. I spit out weird crypto jokes and stories of the good old days.
6. "Crypto-pasta: NFT edition". Imagine deepfakes in crypto but replace deepfakes with nude AI generated art. That's hot.
7. "The Binance Boudoir". Imagine the Binance headquarters but as a sex club. Everyone's there for crypto but also for sex.
8. "Double Your Pleasure, Double Your NFTs". Imagine an episode where every question has two answers, but they're both extreme and wild.
9. "The Metaverse Ménage à Trois". Imagine you're in the metaverse, and you can fuck anything. It could be a robot, it could be a person, it could be digital art.
10. "Sex, Lies, and Blockchain Audits". Imagine an episode where I'm like a sex detective, but instead of solving crimes, I'm investigating blockchain fuck-ups.
Also, if I did the “Me, myself, and I” podcast, I’d rank episodes not just based on quality but on how sexy they are. So, I’d have a sexy quotient next to the quality score, and I’d have to choose between being sexy and being informative. That's a whole hour of fun. Maybe I'll do a "Sexy Cloud Computing" episode. That’s hot.