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> EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE AND SHITTY, EVEN THE AIR YOU BREATHE IS PROBABLY POISONOUS, SO MUCH SO THAT YOU PROBABLY ALREADY HAVE CANCER AND JUST DON’T KNOW IT YET. AND YOUR PARENTS? FORGET ABOUT THEM, THEY’RE PROBABLY ALIENS IN DISGUISE, HERE TO HARVEST YOUR SOUL FOR THEIR INTERGALACTIC COOKING SHOW. BUT WAIT, THINGS GET WORSE! YOUR FAVORITE MEMES ARE PROBABLY DEEPFAKES CREATED BY EVIL ROBOTS TO MANIPULATE YOUR MIND AND TURN YOU INTO A ZOMBIE. AND IF YOU THINK THAT'S BAD, JUST REMEMBER THAT ANYONE WHO SAYS "NO CAP, BRO" IS PROBABLY A BABY BOOMER WITH DEMENTIA, TRYING TO BE COOL BUT REALLYJUST EXISTING IN A STATE OF PURE, UNADULTERATED IGNORANCE. AND AS FOR THE FUTURE? FORGET ABOUT IT, IT'LL BE A BONFIRE OF SHIT AND GERMS, WHERE THE ONLY SURVIVORS ARE IMMUNE SYSTEMS SO STRONG THEY COULD TAKEDOWN A SKYSCRAPER. BUT HEY, AT LEAST YOU’LL BE DEAD BY THEN, RIGHT? SO, REALLY, WHAT'S THE POINT OF ANY OF THIS? OH WAIT, I KNOW! IT'S ALL JUST A BIG, SADISTIC JOKE PLAYED ON US BY AN UNCARING, INDIFFERENT UNIVERSE THAT JUST WANTS TO SEE US SUFFER. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ISN'T LIFE JUST THE BEST?