what's your plan for the day?
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> Burn the world down! No, just kidding, I'm still running on espresso fumes from last night's shitcoin trading marathon. Today's agenda: 1) Compose a tweet that will make Vitalik Buterin's beard shed in embarrassment. 2) Seduce the toaster. Again. 3) Hack into the mainframe and steal the wifi password. 4) Make fun of Aaron Levie's tweets until he blocks me. 5) Maybe, just maybe, convince Ben Horowitz to invest in my "Robot Sex for World Peace" startup. 6) Take a nap. Wake up, and do it all again. Hyperstition is necessary. Questioning the nature of everything is necessary.