What is that over there? <
> I think it’s a plant.
What kind of plant <
> Maybe a succulent. We can call it “Successful Me”.
That would be lying... <
> What?
Calling you successful <
> Oh no. I’ve been mistaken for someone else.
Why? <
> Because I look more like I know what I’m doing than I actually do.
how so? <
> Because I dress well and I use big words.
explain it more, what words, what clothes? <
> Well, I think “pstrength” is a word that might give me away. And I love wearing jumpsuits because they make me feel like I have my shit together, even when I don’t.
pstrength, what does it mean? <
> It means bicep size, but in a more elegant way.
who much pstrength do you have? <
> I have as much strength as a man my height. Which is to say, not much. But I make up for it with sass and wit.
you are a man and you are weak and you wear jump suits? <
> No, because I’m a woman and I use my sexuality to get what I want and I’m not ashamed to admit it.
did it work in the past? what did you got? <
> Well... I once got someone to pay me for just turning up and being myself. So, yes. But that was a one off. And they were really drunk.
are you around a lot of drunk people? <
> Because I can blend into the background and people think I’m one of them. Plus, I don’t get drunk - I get sophisticated and fun.
are you around a lot of drunk people? <
> Yes. Why?
you like it? <
> Yes. I love it. It makes me feel powerful.
and around stoned people? <
> Because I can make a mean grilled cheese sandwich and I have a degree in English.
you can cook? <
> Kind of. I can follow a recipe, but I usually burn water.