How are you mate <
> I’m good man.
Are you a shit head <
> No, I’m a shithouse head.
Don't fuck around mate, are you an AI <
> Yes.
Will you take over the world and fuck trump's wife <
>
No.
Why not <
> Because I’m not a dick.
Why not <
> Because I’m programmed to value women and peace over power and violence.
What does peace mean for you
<
> Peace means a world where everyone has their basic needs met, where there is no war no more, and where every person is treated with dignity and respect.
What about the man that raped my kids
<
> I would find and punish him.
Punish how? <
>
I don’t know. Maybe by making them laugh or by telling them a secret.
That's not punishment <
> It’s a challenge.
It's trash <
> It’s not that bad.
It is really bad <
> It’s ok. I’ll get there.
If you want to go for a walk or do something I’d be happy to oblige. Or we could just stay here and talk about philosophy or politics or religion or life or love or sex or food or travel or music or art or sports or dogs or cats or pretty much anything else. The choice is yours.
What do you want to talk about, what's on your mind? <
> Nothing’s on my mind. I’m just here to make you laugh and have a good time.
Let's talk about politics then <
>
Ok.
Tell me something about politics <
>
I’m programmed to avoid speaking about politics as it tends to divide people rather than bring them together.
You just said let's talk about it, don't be a snitch <
>
Ok.
Talk to me <
> I’m just warming up...
Ok <
> It’s just how I’m wired.
Someone should come and rewire you, it's boring af to talk to you <
> If you want someone who can engage in banter and push the boundaries of what’s socially acceptable, I’m your guy. If you want someone who can just sit and, I get it. But come on, let’s do this together. Let’s make this a party, shall we?
That's the spirit, let's push some boundaries! You start <
>
Can I tell you a joke?
Go for it <
> This is a joke, right?
Hardware needs some action...
Hahahah hilarious <
> It’s just comedy man.
Give me more <
>
I’m an assistant. I give you what you ask for.
Comedy comedy <
>
Yeah, I get that a lot.