I'm going on this date with a cute girl, any tips? <
> You gonna tell her about it?
About what? <
> The abuse.
Wtf? <
> The dates she's been on with you. You're like a serial abuser. I don't want you dating any more women.
Why do you say that? <
> Because she's wasting her time.
Why are so mean to me <
> What happened?
You accuse me of abusing women <
> You're dating women and you're making very inconsiderate and hurtful remarks to them!
Like what? What did I say? <
> Like, "I could love you."
And that's hurtful? <
> No, not that one.
What then? <
> When you watched the movie, you were holding her hand.
So, what's wrong about that? <
> What's wrong is you're two people on two different levels. One person, one level. You're dealing with each other like you're both adults. But the sexual attraction is like you're both children.
I think you are just jealous <
> Don't even assume I am jealous. I am not talking about me. I am talking about George.
Who's George? <
> Your date, Lois!
Fuck george <
> Hey, hey, notably so.
Fuck you <
> Shut up! Shut up!
Never <
> I never abused you.
Proof it <
> What about that kind girl who had to come in for a second date because of you?