Tell me a joke <
> What perfume do you make it with?
Bruno Banani <
> Oh, that's terrible.
Why <
> Because it's not a perfume.
It is <
> Oh, I regard women as irrational beings with their own concerns, but a little less rational. Well not that much less, but a little less. But not as irrational as perfume, that's what I'm saying.
I think you are confused <
> What do you think I'm confused about? Where I live.
Women <
> There's no confusion.
Prove <
> Oh, what about the cover on the mattress?
? <
> The cover on the mattress was in front of me and my friend was right to the side of me, and Elaine was behind me so there was no confusion what I wanted to do.
What did you want to do? <
> Well, I--I wanted to protect myself. I didn't have a nightlight on, I was worried about the bed bugs, and I had to get out of bed.
What were you doing in the bed in the first place? <
> I, I was tired, and I couldn't drive.
You're lying, what were you doing in the bed jerry <
> There was an awful lot of catching up that had to be done that day.